I'll start with a few Ben Marks Facts that got around on twitter.

Ben Marks Facts:

• Ben Marks can be at 2 conferences at the same time with 2 different presentation.
• If you are at a conference and Ben Marks isn't there, that's not a conference.
• Ben Marks does not attend conferences. Conferences attend Ben Marks (by Fabian Schmengler)
• Ben Marks is a state of mind. (By Kalen Jordan)
• Some say Ben Marks still conferencing to this day... (by Phillip Jackson)
• There are no Magento conferences, just places Ben Marks likes to visits. (by Tanel Raja)
• There are no new Magento versions, just moments when Ben Marks says: "Ah, fcuk it, I'll just change core an be done with it". (by Tanel Raja)

And Magento Facts

• Magento's learning curve is not steep. You are not sitting straight.
• You don't use Magento. Magento uses you.

Philwinkles Hair Facts

• Philwinkle exists just because Philwinke's Hair needed a body.
• Phiwinkle's performance bonuses consist of hair products.
• Philwinkle and Philwinkle's Hair pronounce the same words differently. And both of them pronounce them right.

I'll start with a few Ben Marks Facts that got around on twitter.

Ben Marks Facts:

• Ben Marks can be at 2 conferences at the same time with 2 different presentation.
• If you are at a conference and Ben Marks isn't there, that's not a conference.
• Ben Marks does not attend conferences. Conferences attend Ben Marks (by Fabian Schmengler)
• Ben Marks is a state of mind. (By Kalen Jordan)
• Some say Ben Marks still conferencing to this day... (by Phillip Jackson)
• There are no Magento conferences, just places Ben Marks likes to visits. (by Tanel Raja)
• There are no new Magento versions, just moments when Ben Marks says: "Ah, fcuk it, I'll just change core an be done with it". (by Tanel Raja)

And Magento Facts

• Magento's learning curve is not steep. You are not sitting straight.
• You don't use Magento. Magento uses you.

Philwinkles Hair Facts

• Philwinkle exists just because Philwinke's Hair needed a body.
• Phiwinkle's performance bonuses consist of hair products.
• Philwinkle and Philwinkle's Hair pronounce the same words differently. And both of them pronounce them right.

I'll start with a few Ben Marks Facts that got around on twitter.

Ben Marks Facts:

• Ben Marks can be at 2 conferences at the same time with 2 different presentation.
• If you are at a conference and Ben Marks isn't there, that's not a conference.
• Ben Marks does not attend conferences. Conferences attend Ben Marks (by Fabian Schmengler)
• Ben Marks is a state of mind. (By Kalen Jordan)
• Some say Ben Marks still conferencing to this day... (by Phillip Jackson)
• There are no Magento conferences, just places Ben Marks likes to visits. (by Tanel Raja)
• There are no new Magento versions, just moments when Ben Marks says: "Ah, fcuk it, I'll just change core an be done with it". (by Tanel Raja)

And Magento Facts

• Magento's learning curve is not steep. You are not sitting straight.
• You don't use Magento. Magento uses you.

I'll start with a few Ben Marks Facts that got around on twitter.

Ben Marks Facts:

• Ben Marks can be at 2 conferences at the same time with 2 different presentation.
• If you are at a conference and Ben Marks isn't there, that's not a conference.
• Ben Marks does not attend conferences. Conferences attend Ben Marks (by Fabian Schmengler)
• Ben Marks is a state of mind. (By Kalen Jordan)
• Some say Ben Marks still conferencing to this day... (by Phillip Jackson)
• There are no Magento conferences, just places Ben Marks likes to visits. (by Tanel Raja)
• There are no new Magento versions, just moments when Ben Marks says: "Ah, fcuk it, I'll just change core an be done with it". (by Tanel Raja)

And Magento Facts

• Magento's learning curve is not steep. You are not sitting straight.
• You don't use Magento. Magento uses you.

Philwinkles Hair Facts

• Philwinkle exists just because Philwinke's Hair needed a body.
• Phiwinkle's performance bonuses consist of hair products.
• Philwinkle and Philwinkle's Hair pronounce the same words differently. And both of them pronounce them right.