I'll start with a few Ben Marks Facts that got around on twitter.  

**Ben Marks Facts:**  

 - Ben Marks can be at 2 conferences at the same time with 2 different presentation.
 - If you are at a conference and Ben Marks isn't there, that's not a conference.
 - Ben Marks does not attend conferences. Conferences attend Ben Marks (by [Fabian Schmengler](http://magento.stackexchange.com/users/243/fschmengler))
 - Ben Marks is a state of mind. (By [Kalen Jordan](http://magento.stackexchange.com/users/41/kalenjordan))
 - Some say Ben Marks still conferencing to this day... (by [Phillip Jackson](http://magento.stackexchange.com/users/336/philwinkle))
 - There are no Magento conferences, just places Ben Marks likes to visits. (by [Tanel Raja](http://magento.stackexchange.com/users/7753/pronto))
 - There are no new Magento versions, just moments when Ben Marks says: "Ah, fcuk it, I'll just change core an be done with it". (by [Tanel Raja](http://magento.stackexchange.com/users/7753/pronto))

**And Magento Facts**  

 - Magento's learning curve is not steep. You are not sitting straight.
 - You don't use Magento. Magento uses you.

**Philwinkles Hair Facts**

 - Philwinkle exists just because Philwinke's Hair needed a body.
 - Phiwinkle's performance bonuses consist of hair products.
 - Philwinkle and Philwinkle's Hair pronounce the same words differently. And both of them pronounce them right.